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The Interview…
She's that 'fit' we just had to invite her back for a second time. Gents, you'll be thankful we did! "Introduciiiiing. Beck."
Hey Becky.
Wow, you’re lovely! So myfirst question is: Have you ever been angling before:
No, I've never been.
Now here's the question we all want to know the answer to. what kind of guys do you normally go for?
Muscularly blokes.
We can do 'butch'! What about facial hair?
Yeah, I like facial hair.
Tell us about your ideal date?
Probably a nice restaurant with lots of wine and chocolate.
And are you the type who gets jealous easily?
Yes.
Naught one now - ever played strip poker?!
Yes!
Resuuuuult! So go on, did you lose?
Errrr. Yes!
I'll say no more! Do you have any piercings?
Yes, just in my ears.
Can you detail us your ideal night out?
A nightclub, dancing on stage, covered in champagne and chocolate!
Jesus, you've got a right fetish for chocolate haven't you? 'Waiter, we'll have a box of Thorntons Continental Chocolates, please!' What is your favourite nightclub then?
Mmmm, it would probably be Lava/Ignite.
Forget that, we'll have to go to Po Na Na's. It rocks. Anyway, do you have a favourite part of your body?
Yeah, my tummy.
What about underwear - French Knickers or thongs?
Thongs.
What wheels have you got?
Oh God, you don't wanna know! It's a Citron Saxo, but it's soon to be changed!
That's not that bad - I used to know someone who had a Capri when he was 21! Whatta weirdo. Phone or Text?
Text.
Have you ever been camping?
Yes, but I didn't enjoy it. I was with 13 other blokes and just one other girl. And it rained!
I thought you'd be in heaven! Homelands or Glastonbury?
Glastonbury.
Bonus points given. What's your favourite tipple then?
Tia Marie and coke.
Sleeping or eating?
Sleeping.
Geeesus! Weeing in the bath is the same as women pooing - it just doesn't happen. Tell me it doesn't happen! The final question: can you explain the offside rule in football?
A player is in an offside position if he is nearer to his opponent’s goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent. Not just a pretty face!
Words: Joe Wright.
Wow, you’re lovely! So myfirst question is: Have you ever been angling before:
No, I've never been.
Now here's the question we all want to know the answer to. what kind of guys do you normally go for?
Muscularly blokes.
We can do 'butch'! What about facial hair?
Yeah, I like facial hair.
Tell us about your ideal date?
Probably a nice restaurant with lots of wine and chocolate.
And are you the type who gets jealous easily?
Yes.
Naught one now - ever played strip poker?!
Yes!
Resuuuuult! So go on, did you lose?
Errrr. Yes!
I'll say no more! Do you have any piercings?
Yes, just in my ears.
Can you detail us your ideal night out?
A nightclub, dancing on stage, covered in champagne and chocolate!
Jesus, you've got a right fetish for chocolate haven't you? 'Waiter, we'll have a box of Thorntons Continental Chocolates, please!' What is your favourite nightclub then?
Mmmm, it would probably be Lava/Ignite.
Forget that, we'll have to go to Po Na Na's. It rocks. Anyway, do you have a favourite part of your body?
Yeah, my tummy.
What about underwear - French Knickers or thongs?
Thongs.
What wheels have you got?
Oh God, you don't wanna know! It's a Citron Saxo, but it's soon to be changed!
That's not that bad - I used to know someone who had a Capri when he was 21! Whatta weirdo. Phone or Text?
Text.
Have you ever been camping?
Yes, but I didn't enjoy it. I was with 13 other blokes and just one other girl. And it rained!
I thought you'd be in heaven! Homelands or Glastonbury?
Glastonbury.
Bonus points given. What's your favourite tipple then?
Tia Marie and coke.
Sleeping or eating?
Sleeping.
Geeesus! Weeing in the bath is the same as women pooing - it just doesn't happen. Tell me it doesn't happen! The final question: can you explain the offside rule in football?
A player is in an offside position if he is nearer to his opponent’s goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent. Not just a pretty face!
Words: Joe Wright.