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Darcy Foxx - Pictures
The Interview…
Sweet Mary, God has shined on us this month! Fit, loves sweaty clubs, and likes it when a man talks computers with her. Gents, this is no 'April Fools', this is real."
Hi Darcy.
Wow. I mean, WOW! Sorry, forgive me. The questions. Ever been angling before and did you enjoy it?
No I haven't.
Right, if you ever come over to the UK, I'll take you! What kind of guys do you normally go for now?
I like nerds believe it or not. Talk computer to me, baby!
I never thought I'd say this, but I can do 'nerd'! So do you go for guy's facial hair?
Not at all, clean-shaven all the way.
Ideal date?
Oh, it'd definitely involve an expensive restaurant. Plus extras - ha, ha!
Sounds ace! I can do that! Are you the type to get jealous?
I'd be lying if I said I didn't get bitten by the green-eyed monster every now and then...
Have you ever played strip poker?
Oh yes.
Result! Fancy a game? Don't answer that now, we'll come back to that at the end of this interview! Do you have any piercings?
Just my ears and my tongue.
Nice. Can you detail us your ideal night out?
Loud music, sweaty dance floors and good-looking people = a great night out!
Sounds like heaven! What is your favourite nightclub?
Rise Nightclub, in Adelaide, South Australia, where I work as a photographer!
Do you have a favourite part of your body?
I love my teeth and I love my boobs.
I'm with you there, luv! French Knickers or thongs?
It sounds really daggy, but I love just plain old cotton briefs. Especially when they have cartoon characters on them.
I'm sure you'd look hot in whatever. Jesus, that was cheesy! Anyway, what car do you drive?
A 2005 Holden Barina, which I think is known in the UK as a Vauxhall Corsa?
I've no idea. Phone or text then?
I'm addicted to text!
Agreed, it can be more fun. Cheaper too sometimes. Now, is there any particular music that excites you?
House, trance and electro. I love my dance music.
Have you ever been camping?
Yes, and I don't like it at all!
So I take it night fishing is out of the window then..? What's your tipple?
Pina Coladas.
Sleeping or eating?
I'm a big fan of both.
What about bad habits?
I'm REALLY untidy. I procrastinate all the time too.
And lastly, can you explain the offside rule in football?
Uhh... I'm going to assume that by football, you mean soccer, in which case, no I can't explain anything. If we're talking Aussie Rules football though, that's a different story!
Forget that, what's the vibe with that game of strip poker then.
Words: Joe Wright.
Wow. I mean, WOW! Sorry, forgive me. The questions. Ever been angling before and did you enjoy it?
No I haven't.
Right, if you ever come over to the UK, I'll take you! What kind of guys do you normally go for now?
I like nerds believe it or not. Talk computer to me, baby!
I never thought I'd say this, but I can do 'nerd'! So do you go for guy's facial hair?
Not at all, clean-shaven all the way.
Ideal date?
Oh, it'd definitely involve an expensive restaurant. Plus extras - ha, ha!
Sounds ace! I can do that! Are you the type to get jealous?
I'd be lying if I said I didn't get bitten by the green-eyed monster every now and then...
Have you ever played strip poker?
Oh yes.
Result! Fancy a game? Don't answer that now, we'll come back to that at the end of this interview! Do you have any piercings?
Just my ears and my tongue.
Nice. Can you detail us your ideal night out?
Loud music, sweaty dance floors and good-looking people = a great night out!
Sounds like heaven! What is your favourite nightclub?
Rise Nightclub, in Adelaide, South Australia, where I work as a photographer!
Do you have a favourite part of your body?
I love my teeth and I love my boobs.
I'm with you there, luv! French Knickers or thongs?
It sounds really daggy, but I love just plain old cotton briefs. Especially when they have cartoon characters on them.
I'm sure you'd look hot in whatever. Jesus, that was cheesy! Anyway, what car do you drive?
A 2005 Holden Barina, which I think is known in the UK as a Vauxhall Corsa?
I've no idea. Phone or text then?
I'm addicted to text!
Agreed, it can be more fun. Cheaper too sometimes. Now, is there any particular music that excites you?
House, trance and electro. I love my dance music.
Have you ever been camping?
Yes, and I don't like it at all!
So I take it night fishing is out of the window then..? What's your tipple?
Pina Coladas.
Sleeping or eating?
I'm a big fan of both.
What about bad habits?
I'm REALLY untidy. I procrastinate all the time too.
And lastly, can you explain the offside rule in football?
Uhh... I'm going to assume that by football, you mean soccer, in which case, no I can't explain anything. If we're talking Aussie Rules football though, that's a different story!
Forget that, what's the vibe with that game of strip poker then.
Words: Joe Wright.