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The Interview…
“Hello Boys!”
Scorching northern lass Kirsty gets CARPology all hot under the collar with tales of Naked Twister, beautiful legs and going commando…
Scorching northern lass Kirsty gets CARPology all hot under the collar with tales of Naked Twister, beautiful legs and going commando…
Hey Kirsty.
Wow, you’re lovely! So my first question is: Have you ever been angling before:
No, but I’m open to offers!
Dear Kirsty, do you fancy coming carp fishing? Next weekend? There's your offer. Okay, so what kind of guys do you normally go for?
Big wallet and weak heart (Joking). Fun and cheeky. Of course I've gotta fancy someone, but if you can get me laughing, you're in there.
Yeah, I like it! Do you like facial hair?
On men: YES. On me: NO.
Well that's good to hear! So what's your ideal date?
I'm a cheap and cheerful kinda gal. Less is more!
You get better by the question! Are you the type who gets jealous easily?
Don't get jealous - get even!
That sounds kinda scary. Have you ever played strip poker? Did you lose?!
I've played Strip Twister (does that count?!). That mat is very cold when you're naked!
Yes for the first part, and 'Grrrrr' for the second! Do you have any piercings?
No, I'm allergic to them! Three tattoos though!
Any chance of seeing them? Errrr, that's a no then. Right, detail us your ideal night out? Or is that a silly question?
Night Out? No, no, no! If my best mate and me go out - we like to start about 1 in the afternoon, starting off in our local Wetherspoons. Sharing white wine and a Big Combo full of greasy food. Then we'll slowly make our way into town. Plenty of bars, plenty of wine and finish off in a club dancing the night away. And end the night with a good six-inches (Don't be rude, I mean a Subway Butty.)
And breathe! Of course you did…Do you have a favourite nightclub?
I'm a regular at Squires and New York - New York in Preston. However, I prefer late bars now (must be getting old).
Oh my, I that sounds like it's gonna be a great club - New York! Now all girls have a favourite part of your body, what's yours?
Legs. These beauties got me through the London Marathon. They get a lot of attention!
Mmmm, sharp! So French Knickers or thongs?
Commando Baby!
Marry me What wheels have you got?
Audi A3. It's nice, but I'd rather have a Mini Cooper!
Just got a Golf - 1.8 GTI Turbo - it'll go quicker than yours! Yeeessss! Sorry, I'm just excited by it. Anyway, phone or text?
Text – definitely! I’m a textaholic! Plus Text Sex is a…
And we'll stop there! Have you ever been camping?
Never - how sad! Anyone offering?
Anytime luv, anytime. Homelands or Glastonbury?
Neither, I couldn't live without my hair straightners!
Luv, luv, luv. Please. Both rock. Forgetting that, what's your favourite tipple?
White wine and lemonade, or for the morning, after a strawberry milkshake.
Both sound good. Sleeping or eating?
Ummm! Eating in bed!?
Never had that reply? Does work though, you're either sleeping or not! Do you have any bad habits?
Weeing in the bath and texting whilst on the loo.
Geeesus! Weeing in the bath is the same as women pooing - it just doesn't happen. Tell me it doesn't happen! The final question: can you explain the offside rule in football?
A player is in an offside position if he is nearer to his opponent’s goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent. Not just a pretty face!
Words: Joe Wright.
Wow, you’re lovely! So my first question is: Have you ever been angling before:
No, but I’m open to offers!
Dear Kirsty, do you fancy coming carp fishing? Next weekend? There's your offer. Okay, so what kind of guys do you normally go for?
Big wallet and weak heart (Joking). Fun and cheeky. Of course I've gotta fancy someone, but if you can get me laughing, you're in there.
Yeah, I like it! Do you like facial hair?
On men: YES. On me: NO.
Well that's good to hear! So what's your ideal date?
I'm a cheap and cheerful kinda gal. Less is more!
You get better by the question! Are you the type who gets jealous easily?
Don't get jealous - get even!
That sounds kinda scary. Have you ever played strip poker? Did you lose?!
I've played Strip Twister (does that count?!). That mat is very cold when you're naked!
Yes for the first part, and 'Grrrrr' for the second! Do you have any piercings?
No, I'm allergic to them! Three tattoos though!
Any chance of seeing them? Errrr, that's a no then. Right, detail us your ideal night out? Or is that a silly question?
Night Out? No, no, no! If my best mate and me go out - we like to start about 1 in the afternoon, starting off in our local Wetherspoons. Sharing white wine and a Big Combo full of greasy food. Then we'll slowly make our way into town. Plenty of bars, plenty of wine and finish off in a club dancing the night away. And end the night with a good six-inches (Don't be rude, I mean a Subway Butty.)
And breathe! Of course you did…Do you have a favourite nightclub?
I'm a regular at Squires and New York - New York in Preston. However, I prefer late bars now (must be getting old).
Oh my, I that sounds like it's gonna be a great club - New York! Now all girls have a favourite part of your body, what's yours?
Legs. These beauties got me through the London Marathon. They get a lot of attention!
Mmmm, sharp! So French Knickers or thongs?
Commando Baby!
Marry me What wheels have you got?
Audi A3. It's nice, but I'd rather have a Mini Cooper!
Just got a Golf - 1.8 GTI Turbo - it'll go quicker than yours! Yeeessss! Sorry, I'm just excited by it. Anyway, phone or text?
Text – definitely! I’m a textaholic! Plus Text Sex is a…
And we'll stop there! Have you ever been camping?
Never - how sad! Anyone offering?
Anytime luv, anytime. Homelands or Glastonbury?
Neither, I couldn't live without my hair straightners!
Luv, luv, luv. Please. Both rock. Forgetting that, what's your favourite tipple?
White wine and lemonade, or for the morning, after a strawberry milkshake.
Both sound good. Sleeping or eating?
Ummm! Eating in bed!?
Never had that reply? Does work though, you're either sleeping or not! Do you have any bad habits?
Weeing in the bath and texting whilst on the loo.
Geeesus! Weeing in the bath is the same as women pooing - it just doesn't happen. Tell me it doesn't happen! The final question: can you explain the offside rule in football?
A player is in an offside position if he is nearer to his opponent’s goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent. Not just a pretty face!
Words: Joe Wright.