Afternoon Natasha.
Wow, you're stunning! I think Rob will agree with me here, that you're the best lady to have graced the pages of CARPology. Where to start. Ok, have you ever been fishing before?
Yes

Excellent, but did you enjoy it?
Yes, it was ok. I caught a few, so it was worth it.

I never thought I'd say this, but I can do 'nerd'! So do you go for guy's facial hair?
Not at all, clean-shaven all the way.

Brilliant. Fancy going again.? Sorry, next question. Arr, the burning one I suppose, are you single?
Yes.

You're 'aving a laugh. Sweet Jesus, how the hell are you not attached? Your ex must be a right idiot! Go on then, what kind of guys do you normally go for?
Someone with a good sense of humour and who is quite out going.

Ever played strip poker?
No.

What's is your ideal night out then?
Probably a night out with the girls clubbing somewhere.

Have you got a favourite nightclub?
Mmmm, it changes, but Mercy in Norwich at the minute.

Ever been to Po Na Na's? Wicked night, far better than Mercy. Moving on, what's the naughtiest thing you have ever done?
Skinny-dipping!

Stunning! Have you got a favourite part of your body?
My stomach.

Agreed. Knickers or thongs?
Definitely thongs.

Wahay! And what car do you drive?
I haven't got one.

Any particular music that excites you?
Hip pop.

We're in festival time at the mo, so what would it be: Glastonbury or Homelands?
Glastonbury.

You really are perfect! First class choice. What's your favourite tipple then?
Archers.

And have you any bad habits?
Smoking.

Snap. Laddie question now. Can you explain the offside rule in football?
No!

Worry not. I'm a bloke and I'm not 100% how it all works! Finally question now; if you were a bloke for a day what would you do?
Umm, probably just look through loads of lad's magazines and get very drunk!

Natasha, it has been a true pleasure. Thank you very much.

Words: Joe Wright.