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A PERSONAL FRIEND OF CARPOLOGY’S FAVOURITE, ANN-MARIE AND IF GIVEN THE CHANCE TO JOIN HER ON A NIGHT OUT, DO – SHE USUALLY END UP AT THE STRIP CLUB…

VITALS
AGE 22-YEARS-OLD
FROM NORWICH
JOB STUDENT
DRINK COSMOPOLITAN

Do you have a nickname?
Coops, because it’s my surname… Standard!

What’s the favourite part of your body?
Tummy

Have you ever been fishing?
Yes, I saw a Heron, but didn’t catch anything!

Place you would most like to visit?
It would have to be Bali. I’ve done some reading (oh dear, that’s not a good sign) and watched some programmes on it and it looks beautiful and also a very spiritual place.

What’s your typical weekend night out?
Normally my night out consists of going out with my friend Ann-Marie and progressing from the pub to bars to clubs to my personal favourite, the strip club ‘Sugar and Spice’. love it!

Bloody hell, we are definitely coming on your next night out! So a keen CARPology reader wants to take you on a date, what are the big no-no’s?
Definite no-no’s would have to be going to clubs, pubs, bars or the cinema. What’s the point in sitting in silence in the dark or getting sloshed? It would have to be a picnic or a daytime date, maybe the zoo!

By some miracle we get past Date Number One and Date Number Two arrives, what’s more likely to impress you: a weekend break to a nice holiday home by a lake or your local pub and out for a curry?
A weekend break would certainly impress, but for a second date it’s a bit too much. What if I decide I don’t like them on the first night! So pub and a curry would do just fine.